In honor of the print release of my second title, Healer's Touch, I'm holding a "Caption that Cover" contest over at my blog. If any of you all would like to win a signed copy of Aru and Viera's unorthodox, down-and-dirty love story, head on over and gimme some lolcat-esque loving.
You need only ask yourself: What is that dude thinking right at this moment? And what is that chick doing to him, hmm? Possibilities abound.
Enter as many times as you like. The funniest, most over-the-top entry wins. Extra points given for dirtiness, especially if you make me laugh until I choke while simultaneously going "eeeeewwww!!1!1"